No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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