She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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