Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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