Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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