Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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