Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
