Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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