Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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