so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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