Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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