yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
seriously i just wanna be friends
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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