check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Quick, to the slutcave!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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