why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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