i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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