I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
