Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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