so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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