We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize