Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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