have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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