Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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