matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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