im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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