You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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