grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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