the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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