I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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