i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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