I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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