So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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