giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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