9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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