Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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