marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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