S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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