Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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