I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize