Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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