dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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