If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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