Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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