quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
So much rum. So many feels.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
