Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You were trust falling into bushes
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
