My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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