You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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