I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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