Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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