check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
