Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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