I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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