All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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