It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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