She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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