He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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