Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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